Joined: Mar 20, 2004 Posts: 45 Location: Chicago, Il
Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 5:19 pm Post subject: Bullets
A woman, pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach
Luckily the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in because it was too risky to operate. She gave birth to two healthy daughters and a healthy son.
All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the
room in tears. "What's wrong?" asked the mother. "I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out," replied the daughter. The mother told her it was okay and explained what happened 16
years ago.
About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in
tears. "Mom, I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out." Again the mother told her not to worry and explained what happened 16 years ago.
A week later her son walked into the room in tears. "It's okay" said
the Mom "I know what happened. You were taking a tinkle and a bullet came out." "No " said the boy, "I was playing with myself and I shot the dog." _________________ *Xbox 1.4.
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hellblazer55 V.I.P. Lifetime
Joined: Oct 03, 2005 Posts: 6381 Location: Canada
Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 5:33 pm Post subject:
ha ha ha, wheres shark2th he would love this one lol _________________
Joined: Nov 27, 2005 Posts: 174 Location: Augusta, Georgia
Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 7:19 pm Post subject:
Poor dog never saw it comming!!! LOL
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Joined: Feb 07, 2005 Posts: 2743 Location: Florida
Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 2:05 am Post subject:
ROF!!!!!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Wait i think i did that once _________________
stud_man50 Xbox-HQ Freak Xbox Version: 1.4 Modded: Xecuter3CE
Joined: Feb 20, 2006 Posts: 808 Location: MI, USA
Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 2:30 am Post subject:
my question is, what was the dog doing so close??
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