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Post Posted: Wed May 04, 2005 7:30 pm   
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A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word
"fascinate" in a sentence.

Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm,
and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating."

The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word
"fascinate, not fascinating".

Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City and
I was fascinated."

The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use
the word "fascinate."

Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she
had been burned by Little Johnny before.

She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word
"fascinate", so she called on him.

Johnny said, "My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her
boobs are so big she can only fasten eight."

The teacher cried.
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During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners asks the students, one by one -
"Michael, if you were on a date, having supper with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" she asked.

Michael said, "Just a minute, I have to go piss."

The teacher replied "That would be rude and impolite!" "What about you David, how would you say it?"

"I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom,I'll be right back." David replied.

The teacher responded, "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the table."
"And you Johnny, are you able to use your intelligence for once and show us your good manners?"

Johnny exclaimed, "I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment, I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after supper."

The teacher fainted.
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Little Johnny was riding his bicycle to school when a policeman stopped him.

"That's a nice bicycle you've got there," said the policeman. "Did Santa give it to you?"

"Yes," replied the Johnny.

"Next time, could you ask Santa to put a red reflector on the back, because I'm going to give you a ticket."

Johnny looked at the policeman's horse, and said:
"Nice horse, did Santa give it to you?"

The policeman laughed, and said:
"Yes."

"Then next time could you ask him to put the d1ck UNDER the horse instead of ON it."
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Little johnny walks into his mothers room and hears the word shit!

Johnny askes "What does that mean?"

His mother says " oh that means putting on makeup"

Little johnny walkes into his two brothers room, they were fighting and calling each other dicks and pussys

Johnny askes "what does that mean?"

They said "it means hats and coats"

Little johnney walks into the kitchen and he hears the word f#&@!

Johnny askes his dad "what does that mean" his dad says it means"stuffing the turkey"

Suddenly, there was a knock on the door. johnny opens it . His Aunt and Uncle were there.

Johnny says to them "here let me take your dicks and pussys, moms upstairs putting shit on her face and dad's in the kitchen fucking the turkey!"

They left.
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Can you find Little Johnny?
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ha ha ha ha
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