Joined: Nov 17, 2004 Posts: 5222 Location: Tennessee, USA
Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 1:45 pm Post subject: Kids quotes
A number of primary schools were doing a project on "The Sea."
Kids were asked to draw pictures or write about their experiences.
Teachers got together to compare the results and put together some of the comments that were funny.
1. This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6)
2. Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves to chargers. (Christopher age 7)
3. Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6)
4. If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you don't have sea all around you, you are in continent. (Wayne age 7)
5. I think sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6)
6. A dolphin breathes through an asshole on the top of it's head. (Billy age 8 )
7. My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with crabs. (Millie age 6)
8. When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would be better off eating beans.(William age 7)
9. I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails. How do mermaids get pregnant? (Helen age 6)
10. When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my willy small. (Kevin age 6)
Joined: Mar 12, 2005 Posts: 1887 Location: Orlando/West Palm Beach, FL USA
Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 1:47 pm Post subject:
I like the dolphin asshole one.
Reminds me of a time I went to the bahamas.
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Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 5:58 pm Post subject:
Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of
Tampax and proceeded to the checkout counter.
The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?"
"Eight," the boy replied.
The man continued, "Do you know what these are used for?" The boy
replied, "Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my
brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be
able to swim and ride a bike. He can't do either one." _________________ http://twitter.com/HQ_Shark2th
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