Joined: Nov 17, 2004 Posts: 5222 Location: Tennessee, USA
Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 7:28 pm Post subject:
Well wtf? You tell us about this killer party that had a twist and now we don't get to learn about the twist? The fly in the ointment? The WTF situation? The how'd that happen? The wrong place, wrong time thing?
You kiss the bearded lady? What happened.. she had something in her pants that didn't belong? A dude with nice boobs? A chick with an adams apple the size of New York? Wha.....
Get bored some more and tell the rest of the story. _________________ http://twitter.com/HQ_Shark2th
wes213 Administrator
Joined: Feb 04, 2007 Posts: 10520 Location: Harrisonburg V.A.
Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 7:40 pm Post subject:
LMFAO again Shark2th you have made my day.
Thats good stuff, "kiss the bearded lady"
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Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 8:04 pm Post subject:
LOL................and the plot thickens. U went to the bathroom and couldn't get it up cuz too much drink in your system. _________________
Shark2th Moderator
Joined: Nov 17, 2004 Posts: 5222 Location: Tennessee, USA
Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 10:13 pm Post subject:
Perhaps it was something like this joke:
Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro.
Murphy said 'Hang on, I have an idea.'
He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage.
Shamus said 'Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all!'
Murphy replied, 'Don't worry - just follow me.'
He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky.
Shamus said 'Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money!!'
Murphy replied, with a smile. 'Don't worry, I have a plan, Cheers!'
They downed their Drinks. Murphy said, 'OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.'
The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out.
They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for free.
At the tenth pub Shamus said 'Murphy - I don't think I can do any more of this. I'm drunk and me knees are killin'me!'
Murphy said, 'How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage in the third pub. _________________ http://twitter.com/HQ_Shark2th
JJLuchiano Xbox-HQ Elite Member Xbox Version: V1.4- 500GB Modded: Xecuter 3 CE Solderless
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Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 10:34 pm Post subject:
heard joke before but still funy.............LOL _________________
forahobby Administrator
Joined: May 22, 2003 Posts: 23944 Location: NSW, Australia
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Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 12:19 am Post subject:
thats personal, otherwise i would have told u guys already. Some of you may find out(the ones i know personally) but for the rest of you, i cants say lol.
Anyway, ya i was gona for a while, and still am gone from my house, thats the main reason i havnt got on here in a minute. But you all know i wont leave for good, this is my home on the net!!! _________________ Hotswap Tutorial|FTP Tutorial|HyperX Flashing Tutorial
Shark2th Moderator
Joined: Nov 17, 2004 Posts: 5222 Location: Tennessee, USA
Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 2:38 am Post subject:
OMFG! He got raped by a midget.
I hate it when that happens.
I remember when I got midget raped... I was... uh nevermind
So was I close? hehehe... it's cool but damn I hate stories with no ending. _________________ http://twitter.com/HQ_Shark2th
wes213 Administrator
Joined: Feb 04, 2007 Posts: 10520 Location: Harrisonburg V.A.
Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 4:09 am Post subject:
Come on Shark2th you you know as well as i do it aint rape if you dont fight it.
forahobby Administrator
Joined: May 22, 2003 Posts: 23944 Location: NSW, Australia
Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 4:42 am Post subject:
wes213 wrote:
Come on Shark2th you you know as well as i do it aint rape if you dont fight it.
I think TheRealHypnotiX heard if you are the giver and NOT the taker your not GAY!.. lol I bet he is just confused and reading up on it.. lmfao _________________ HQ Network:
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wes213 Administrator
Joined: Feb 04, 2007 Posts: 10520 Location: Harrisonburg V.A.
Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 5:38 am Post subject:
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I think TheRealHypnotiX heard if you are the giver and NOT the taker your not GAY!.. lol I bet he is just confused and reading up on it.. lmfao
WHAT? you saying its not true?
Shark2th Moderator
Joined: Nov 17, 2004 Posts: 5222 Location: Tennessee, USA
Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 5:38 pm Post subject:
Damn guys. I spit coffee all over my keyboard reading these responses.... it's so wrong in so many ways!! HA!!!
But ya, I had heard something about pitching versus catching. _________________ http://twitter.com/HQ_Shark2th
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Joined: Jan 25, 2007 Posts: 1626 Location: Big Stone Gap, VA USA
Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 7:12 pm Post subject:
wow...looks like i stepped into this post a little late....glad i wasnt at work cuz i probably would have got fired for laughing so damn hard good stuff shark2th _________________
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