Joined: Nov 17, 2004 Posts: 5222 Location: Tennessee, USA
Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 5:24 pm Post subject: Hung like a horse....
On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together.
One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and
began to sink.
Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help!
Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he
searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor.
Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley.
Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a
length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.
Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the
chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him.
After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike,
the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the
powerful bike, rescued the horse!
Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse,
and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.
The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies,
Best Pals.
A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he
too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!
The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large
puddle.
Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thing and he would then lift him out of the pit.
The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out,
saving his life.
The moral of the story? (yep, you betcha, there IS a moral!)
"When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up Chicks! _________________ http://twitter.com/HQ_Shark2th
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Joined: Nov 17, 2004 Posts: 5222 Location: Tennessee, USA
Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 2:49 pm Post subject: Another farm joke....
A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live
on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores.
"Not yet," said the little boy.
His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his
chores.
Well, he's a little ticked off, so he goes to feed the
chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the
cows, and he kicks a cow.
He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes
back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl
of dry cereal.
"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I
have any milk in my cereal?" he asks.
"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so
you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the
pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I
saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting
any milk."
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and
kicks the cat half way across the kitchen.
The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile,
and says, "You going to tell him, or should I? _________________ http://twitter.com/HQ_Shark2th
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Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 3:23 pm Post subject:
But what if you're hung like a mexican cricket? _________________
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