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Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 4:14 pm Post subject: blind man
There was this blind man making his way down the street with his stick and came across this fish market. He took a deep breath snd said WWOOO good morning laddies haha _________________
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Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2005 1:39 pm Post subject:
Afroman likes tall cans.... _________________ XBOX v1.6
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Joined: Nov 17, 2004 Posts: 5222 Location: Tennessee, USA
Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2005 8:45 pm Post subject:
And now for something equally irreverent:
For centuries, Hindu women have worn a spot on their foreheads.
We have always naively thought that it had something to do with their religion.
The true story has recently been revealed by the Indian Embassy in Washington, D.C.
When one of these women gets married, she brings with her, a dowry. On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the spot to see if he has won either a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop or a motel in the United States. _________________ http://twitter.com/HQ_Shark2th
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Joined: May 22, 2003 Posts: 23944 Location: NSW, Australia
Joined: Apr 15, 2005 Posts: 741 Location: Newcastle, Australia
Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 11:14 am Post subject:
i sink the bastards like there the titanic _________________
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Joined: Nov 17, 2004 Posts: 5222 Location: Tennessee, USA
Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 5:19 pm Post subject:
Peter met Sharon in a nightclub. They enjoyed each other's company very much and at the end of the evening Sharon invited Peter to her place, where they quickly got involved in a very passionate and energetic session in bed together.
Finally, tired and satisfied, they both lay back in the bed and snuggled up close to each other.
After a short while, Sharon began tenderly stroking Peter's manhood. Surprised but appreciative, Peter comments, "Surely you can't be ready for more already?"
Sharon replies, "No, but every now and then I get a bit nostalgic, and I miss the days when I had mine." _________________ http://twitter.com/HQ_Shark2th
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Joined: Apr 15, 2005 Posts: 741 Location: Newcastle, Australia
Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2005 5:43 am Post subject:
thats a crakka
thats why sometimes its best to come home with none than to actually get some... _________________
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