Joined: Nov 17, 2004 Posts: 5222 Location: Tennessee, USA
Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 2:02 pm Post subject: DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!
Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check."
"Oh, by the way don't worry about my bulldog. He won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!" "I REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"
When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.
The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled,
Joined: Sep 15, 2005 Posts: 121 Location: in my back yard
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 1:07 pm Post subject:
The same thing happened with me and my dog when we were hiking only thing was......
.....it was a squirrel.
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Joined: Apr 29, 2005 Posts: 982 Location: ACT, Australia
Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2005 7:07 am Post subject:
Guess he should have done as he was told, lol
Made me laugh, coz my old dog is called spike
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