Joined: Nov 17, 2004 Posts: 5222 Location: Tennessee, USA
Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 3:17 pm Post subject: THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER
As related to me by a friend:
Fresh from the shower, I stood in front of the mirror complaining
to my husband that my breasts were too small. Instead of
characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically came
up with a suggestion.
"If you want your breasts to grow, then everyday take
a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."
Willing to try anything, I fetched a piece of toilet paper
and stood in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.
"How long will this take?", I asked.
"They will grow larger over a period of years", my husband replies.
I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet
paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts bigger
over the years?"
Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?" _________________ http://twitter.com/HQ_Shark2th
dangermouse Moderator
Joined: Jun 24, 2005 Posts: 972 Location: Tucson
Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 8:26 pm Post subject:
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Joined: Dec 26, 2004 Posts: 958 Location: Akron, Ohio
Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 9:45 pm Post subject:
hmmmm where can i pick up a roll of that stuff DM....im sure some kids on campus would flip when they saw that in the stall instead of regular tp...haha...later. _________________ Xbox V1.6
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