Joined: Nov 17, 2004 Posts: 5222 Location: Tennessee, USA
Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 7:16 pm Post subject: "The Fire Truck"
A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet, and the wagon is being pulled by her dog and her cat.
The fire fighter walks over to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire truck," the fire fighter says with admiration.
"Thanks," the girl says.
The fire fighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
"Little Partner," the fire fighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster."
The little girl replies thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren!" _________________ http://twitter.com/HQ_Shark2th
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Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 8:38 pm Post subject:
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Shark2th Moderator
Joined: Nov 17, 2004 Posts: 5222 Location: Tennessee, USA
Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2005 1:15 pm Post subject: Can You Find the Dogs?
It does take a while to find the dogs in this picture. Plan on spending
a few minutes on this. Typical comments by people taking the test:
1. "I couldn't see a dog and I stared at the picture for a good 10
minutes."
2. "I think it is one of those pictures where you have to stare at a
certain spot and then everything comes into focus, but it never happened
to me. I'll give it another try later."
3. "I almost didn't find the dogs at all!"
4. "There's a dog in this picture? Where?"
5. "This must be a joke; there are no dogs in this picture."
Men seem to do better at this than women, for some reason. The following
are average times for men and women:
Women - 12.46 minutes
Men - 1.23 seconds
Hint: The dogs appear to be white with black spots. Good luck and happy
Joined: Mar 12, 2005 Posts: 1887 Location: Orlando/West Palm Beach, FL USA
Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2005 1:29 pm Post subject:
Did that fireman picture of yours sharky, get lost amongst your Andy Gibb collectoin. Now, having since found it, are going to show it off to the world.
Or is that the picture you kept in mind during the hurricane to remain calm?
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Joined: Nov 17, 2004 Posts: 5222 Location: Tennessee, USA
Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2005 1:33 pm Post subject:
Well without power, my Hasselhoff gif wouldn't work... ya know the one....
yet another untimely hasselhoff _________________ http://twitter.com/HQ_Shark2th
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