Joined: Nov 17, 2004 Posts: 5222 Location: Tennessee, USA
Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 7:25 pm Post subject: The Mother-in-law
A man, his wife, and Mother-In-Law went on vacation to the Holy Land. While they were there the mother-in-law passed away.
The undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150.00."
The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to spend only $150.00?"
The man said, "A man died here 2000 years ago, he was buried here and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can' t take that chance." _________________ http://twitter.com/HQ_Shark2th
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Joined: Feb 07, 2005 Posts: 2743 Location: Florida
Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 7:55 pm Post subject:
LMAO.. I feel his pain. _________________
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Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2005 12:14 am Post subject:
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